The Antarctic research station just received a very important shipment before winter sets in. No, not fresh tube socks or a boatload of potatoes. They got 16,500 condoms with which to while away the long freezing nights.Um, doesn't that seem like overkill? I mean I know there's nothing to do down there, but COME ON. There's only 125 people on-base. By some very rough calculations, that's 1.4 condoms per scientist per day for the entire winter. If we assume they're coupling (shudder if they're not) that's like 3 per day, every day, for three months straight. Now that's some healthy libido. Shit, maybe we should all move as far south as possible.
maybe thats their supply for the next 10 years. They freeze them.
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