If you're ever lucky enough to become a stunt driver, people would probably assume you've got some special training. Much to the dismay of Bond producers, this man's training was apparently lacking in one key area. No, not driving backwards down stairs made of ice. Not driving with outrunners down a ski slope and through a ski chalet. Not even driving a moon-rover through brick walls. He apparently slept through the chapter on delivering a car safely to the set, and not losing control, crashing through a guardrail and sinking a one of a kind Aston Martin in 150 feet of Italian lake. Luckily he did show up the day they went over underwater escapes.This dude was almost surely superfired. Which is a new term I've just created for when people are so negligently incompetent with hilarious results that they can't just be normal fired. Just imagine the yelling, shouting and literal ass-whooping that went down when he slounched, bruised and waterlogged, into the production trailer. 'We're glad you're not dead and all, but you're superfired.'
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