For The Goth Playboys.

Keep your eyes open for this bleak black Porsche Cayman "Design Edition". It's black on black on black color scheme denotes it as one of a limited 777 car run. It also comes with a black briefcase containing a black watch, black pen, black sunglasses, black keyring and pocket knife. (Black, of course.) I guess Porsche agrees with Wesley; "Always bet on black."

• Blackout: Porsche unveils limited-edition Cayman S Porsche Design Edition 1 - Autoblog

Stop Freaking Teasing Me.

So American Express runs this promotion every winter holiday season. Its called the wishlist, and basically consists of deeply discounted luxury merchandise in limited quantities. Like today its a 40 inch LCD TV and a blueray player for $1500. Very nice, but I'm not biting cause I have a big LCD TV and I'm not convinced that blueray will take. But next Monday they're selling three Porsche Caymans for five grand. Five grand... I can rummage that together. And I can sell my kidneys to make the insurance payments. But every year as thoughts of sugarplums dance through my head, Dee reminds me that I still have to pay the income tax on the MSRP that was discounted. Well, IRS, I can't pay you a third of fifty grand I didn't get. I can let you drive around in my car a third of the time. But you have to pitch in for gas.

Dammit American Express, why even tempt me with this crap?