Showing posts with label meat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meat. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Shark Attack!

Well, I began my masters of maritime carnivory tonight. First course: Elasmobranchii 310.

I decided to choose a recipe that wouldn't mask the original flavor of the meat so I decided on a garlic-infused shark steak basted with a lemon basil oregano parsley sauce and garnished with fire-roasted tomato. The steaks were marinated and began on the grill with a foil liner, mostly because most fish I grill ends up sticking like bare skin on a leather couch in august. I bumped them off the foil and over the flames to finish them off and they were surprisingly hearty.

Luckily I had a few minutes to spare before my hot new ladyfriend arrived, so I took some pictures of the awesome beast whose powers I was about to possess*. Apex predator my ass; tonight you're dinner.

As you can see, it was very tastefully done. And now on to the meat. It was mildly fishy, but in a more substantial kinda way. I'd put the flavor near a tuna steak, but the texture was more solid. Not rubbery necessarily, but it didn't come apart like fish normally does. I could have hit it with the garlic a bit harder and no one would have minded, shark doesn't have a particularly strong flavor of its own. You could clearly taste the lemon marinade. Disappointingly, it lost that kickass red tinge as it cooked and became grey and... less appetizing grey. Not quite the enticing pink hue of a beef steak, but hey, its fish. What did you expect? All-in-all a not-unsatisfying experience and definately a substantial cut of meat from an extra-ordinary animal. Chalk me up on the fridge!But don't take my word for it, start your own meat masters degree today. I've got leftovers...

*Note: I am not currently aware of any super predator powers that were passed to me by this shark. I assume I have to learn to properly use them over time.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

MEAT423 - Advanced Carnivism.

Exciting news guys, I've got three new editions of the animals I'd like to eat game. So now you can track your progress on two continents and deep in the sea. You finish off these bad boys and you've effectively achieved masters degree predator status. I have to admit, I'm not doing as well on these ones as I was on the farm animals.





Friday, September 21, 2007

It Only Makes Me Want You All The More.

Why is it that the most endangered animals are always the most useful \ delicious? This time we're on the useful side of things, so put away your exotic animal themed chef's hat. The Guatemalan beaded lizard is a venomous lizard that numbers in the sub 200 specimen range. Turns out that its venom is dy-no-mite for treating diabetes. Too bad everyone can't just carry around their own lizard and suck a little juice out of whatever hole lizard poison comes from.

Alright, get that hat back out. I got to thinking, I've actually eaten very few of the worlds numerous types of animal. So few in fact that I could probably list them all right... now.


Animals I've eaten:

cow
chicken
pig
turkey

deer
lamb
duck

kangaroo
hot dog

various unexciting fishes (tuna, salmon, cod, white, blue, one, two)
lobster
crab
shrimp

other sea dwelling creatures that do not deserve to be mentioned


And I think that's just about it. If you can think of one I'm missing comment or email me and I'll add it. But now for the exciting part. What animals I'd like to have eaten.

Animals I would like to eat:
dolphin
kiwi

rabbit

bear

seal

starfish

manatee

hippopotamus

elephant

impala

tiger
peacock

penguin
komodo
dragon
porcupine
panda
bushbaby

more exciting fishes (angler, piranha, clown, shark)

  • Experienced gastronoms take a look at the menu or today's specials and let me know what looks good.
  • And for you novice carnivores, check out the "farm animals I'd like to eat" home edition. Print it out and keep it on the fridge to help you keep track of the deliciousness.