You know that thing you do every day, but honestly don't need and don't even know you don't need? Yeah, that. Oh and one more thing: everyone else knows. We were talking about it just before you came in.
If I were a pelican I too would sit on the pier waiting for fishermen to feed me their catch. Fun fact: the pelican's distinctive bill and crazy ass neck area are an evolutionary advancement designed to make tourists take pictures of them.