Okay, so this one has been sitting in my inbox since April. I figure by now you're either forgotten about or just never saw it to begin with. So lets say you're of the burgling persuasion. You're on your way to burgle the crap out of someone when you spot an alligator by the side of the road. What do you do?
Yeah, you probably wrestle the reptile into the back seat of your Buick and then continue the burgle. I mean, sure stealing a TV is sweet, but stealing a TV and an alligator? Irresistible! I feel like you might be verging on kleptomaniac when you start stealing wildlife in the middle of your other heists. What's next, rolling up to a bank robbery with 15 squirrels and an armadillo in a taxi?
Yeah, you probably wrestle the reptile into the back seat of your Buick and then continue the burgle. I mean, sure stealing a TV is sweet, but stealing a TV and an alligator? Irresistible! I feel like you might be verging on kleptomaniac when you start stealing wildlife in the middle of your other heists. What's next, rolling up to a bank robbery with 15 squirrels and an armadillo in a taxi?
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