Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Hey, You Suck.

So I got an email today from the Democratic Party about their plans to respond to Rush Limbaugh. Basically they're taking out an ad that says "you suck".
Last week, I asked if you had a message you'd like to send Rush Limbaugh. The response was overwhelming. We received tens of thousands of submissions, and we picked the top five:
  • "Americans didn't vote for a Rush to failure"
  • "Hope and change cannot be Rush'd"
  • "Failure is not an option for America's future"
  • "We can fix America, just don't Rush it"
  • "Rush: Say yes to America"
Now, we're putting it up for a vote. Decide which slogan Rush will see in his home town.

The slogan with the most votes will be put on a billboard where Rush can't miss it.
Now, I did not submit an entry, but I'd like to throw out a couple more options that I feel would better express the sentiment we're after.
  • "Rush should be neither seen nor heard."
  • "Hey Rush, shut the fuck up."
  • "Sorry Rush, we'd invite you in but the rotunda isn't big enough to fit your fat head. And we hate you."
  • "Radio is for losers."
  • "We took a vote. Rush, you're off the island."
  • "We're considering legislation to rename this dude 'Douche-bag' Limbaugh."
How much does a billboard cost anyway?

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