Help! My dog stinks real bad and won't stop biting the shit out of me. What should I do? Also Its got a big bushy tail and is always digging burrows. Well apparently you should take that thing to the zoo because its a rare fox. That's what you get for buying weird animals that you've never seen and are not quite sure what they look like.
Now, I don't know exactly what a Pomeranian looks like, but I'm not trying to buy one either. Something about the phrase "he found the dog hard to tame" seems deliciously understated. Especially since this guy looks like he's been
'jacking off a bobcat in a phone booth'. Actually this sounds way more reasonable than thinking a sheep is a poodle.
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