Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

I'm Gonna Need That Shash Back.


Damn, I've gotta start paying attention to pageants. Miss whatever nearly had her title stripped after accusations of partying too hearty in New York. Really? She sounds cool. Hey, back off Donald, you're the ones who picked her in the first place. Its not her fault that you're a bad judge of character. And who's to say she's not doing your little show a favor? You know, scandals draw interest. I didn't see any of the contest in April, but I'm willing to bet that her answer to "what will you do as Miss USA?" didn't include making out with Miss Teen USA.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Stop The Presses!

Get the BBC on the Phone! We've gotta tell people about this. Britney and what's-his-face are splitting. Or something. I haven't been this broken up since Nick and Jessica started banging other people. *sniff* Why Britney, why?

Dammit, I could have used those braincells to learn Italian. I guess my only option is to try and take them out with a laser-guided precision beer strike.