Thursday, June 26, 2008

Euphemisms To Replace 'Crapper'.

This might be the best idea I've heard all week. Granted its only Thursday and most good ideas generally pop up on Friday afternoon at half past beer-o'clock. A group in California is petitioning to rename the local sewage treatment plant after our current commander-in-chief. The "Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco" hatched the plot over a beer or ten, and haven't broken stride yet. If all goes to plan the plant will be renamed coinciding with the swearing in of our next President. I really hope this goes through just so local residents have the opportunity to "send a 'letter' to George" or "flush a Bush Buster". Go ahead and start thinking of other expressions that will naturally replace "pinching a loaf" and "dropping the kids at the pool".

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