Well crap. How am I sposed to wage war against the thousands of rats in my basement if I can't buy 10 pound bags of rat poison? What's that you say? Oh, buy two 5 pound bags? That's hardly convenient. Damn you EPA for infringing on my rights to pesticide. And wouldn't you know it, they're using that same old "think of the children" excuse. Played out, guys. I've thought of the children so much that I literally can't image a kid chowing down on an entire 8 pound bag of rat poison. I mean, I know they've got natural fish flavoring, but are kids really into bland, mildly fishy, pellets they found in a sack by the tool shed?Friday, June 06, 2008
What Is That, Trailmix?
Well crap. How am I sposed to wage war against the thousands of rats in my basement if I can't buy 10 pound bags of rat poison? What's that you say? Oh, buy two 5 pound bags? That's hardly convenient. Damn you EPA for infringing on my rights to pesticide. And wouldn't you know it, they're using that same old "think of the children" excuse. Played out, guys. I've thought of the children so much that I literally can't image a kid chowing down on an entire 8 pound bag of rat poison. I mean, I know they've got natural fish flavoring, but are kids really into bland, mildly fishy, pellets they found in a sack by the tool shed?
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