Friday, July 18, 2008

BSOtD

(Brilliant Statement of the Day)

I'm not actually sure how he keeps track of all his brilliant statements. Maybe some kind of diary.

"Dear diary you should have heard the brilliant statement I made today in the Rose Garden. It was about gas and wands and about how wands don't grow on gas pumps. Or trees. Do you think there's any hardboiled eggs in the kitchen? Those are good."
 

via Slate Magazine by Jacob Weisberg on 7/17/08

"I think it was in the Rose Garden where I issued this brilliant statement: If I had a magic wand —but the president doesn't have a magic wand. You just can't say, 'low gas.' "—Washington D.C., July 15, 2008

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