You're So Old.

Yo dog, apparently I'm not cool enough chastising the intertubes by calling them intertubes anymore.  There's a meme a week; nay a  meme a day to catch up on.  This must be exactly what happened to your grandparents.  They got excruciatingly tired of keeping up with the meaningless minutea on the twitter and lapsed into old age.  so while this Jalopnik explainer might be extremely useful, it should also be depressing.  Because nomatter how with the times you though you were, you're not.  You can't help but lag behind.  And if you're not, you need to get a life, or at least something to do between 1 and 4.   7-11 might be hiring?

• Jalopnik- yo dawg i herd you- explainer