What in the hell are you going to do with that dress after you're married? Lend it to someone else? Keep it in the attic until you daughter is ready to get married and leave her no choice but to hurt your feelings when she wants to wear a new dress?
Here's a better idea: destroy it. What more cathartic exercise than burning that cherished memento before time and moths can do it for you? Of course, guys, you might want to keep that tux around; you won't look crazy if you wear it out. I know for a fact its a blast to get a little tore up, throw on a tux and go to a baseball game. Everyone wants to talk to the guy in the tux.
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