This is just too bizarre to pass up. Man wakes up with splitting headache. He and his wife head to the hospital where they examine him. A bullet is found he's told he's been shot in the head . His wife makes a break for it, but is detained on a firearms violation.
Now all of this seems unreasonable till you hear why she's not allowed to own a gun in the first place. A prior cocaine conviction precluded her firearm privilege, and apparently for good reason. So now all the pieces come together. They're coaked out of their brains and she accidentally discharged the gun under her pillow. He doesn't wake up till morning (she's lucky he woke up at all) and has a splitting headache (comes from having your head split open). She decides not to enlighten him and he doesn't notice the gaping hole spewing blood so they head on over to the hospital. Unfortunately for her, most medical staff can tell a GSW from a migraine. Busted.
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