Friday, January 09, 2009

REM School.

Okay, so if your friends, while docking a 70ft motor yacht, accidentally smash through the main pier at full throttle, at which point Chief O'brien decides its a good time to light your fishing trawler on fire, forcing you to make an escape in a sailing dinghy from which you are knocked by a freak water spout into the hippo tank at the zoo, Don't worry.  The killer whale and elephant will keep you safe from the hippo. 

Also, if a Bengali panther asks to play, the polite response is not yes, or no, but to close your eyes tightly and try to wake up.

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