Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Sweet Raptor-Riding-Jesus.

Just take a hott second to soak this in. [[hott second]] Now consider how many of your neighbors don't believe in evolution. And look back up at that diagram and tell me it doesn't scare you a little.

Of course that's crazy, the real whack-jobs we have to worry about will deny the existence of dinosaurs altogether. If they're willing to concede thunder lizards, they're open to conversations about facts and are reasonable people.

Just to be clear, I've got no issues with thoughts of a groovy old dude with a beard throwing down gracious love from a cloud. But if you're of the disposition to find creationism mutually exclusive with the refinement of genetics by natural selection as evidenced by fossil record and a variety of thriving organisms on our planet, then you might should head right on back to grade school for a do-over.

2 comments:

jeadly said...

Coincidentally, 60% of apes refuse to acknowledge that they share a common ancestor with modern humans.

Lindsey said...

Creation and Evolution Solved



A little girl asked her Mother: 'How did the human race appear?'

The Mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve; they had children; and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her Father the same question. The Father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'


The confused girl returned to her Mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

The Mother answered, 'Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your Father told you about his.'