What the hell? Is the Guinness Book of records now a yellow pages of handymen? Some dolphins in China ate part of their plastic enclosure and took ill. (like ya do when you eat plastic) But doctors couldn't get utensils into the stomachs and their arms just weren't long enough. So of course they took the next logical step and called the world's tallest man. He stepped up like a champ and reached into the gaged animals. I'm wondering who'll get called up next... will it be the woman with the longest fingernails? Maybe the world's heaviest motorcycle twins. Somehow this seems like it should be an episode of the A-team.Friday, December 15, 2006
Excuse Me, I Notice You Have Very Long Arms...
What the hell? Is the Guinness Book of records now a yellow pages of handymen? Some dolphins in China ate part of their plastic enclosure and took ill. (like ya do when you eat plastic) But doctors couldn't get utensils into the stomachs and their arms just weren't long enough. So of course they took the next logical step and called the world's tallest man. He stepped up like a champ and reached into the gaged animals. I'm wondering who'll get called up next... will it be the woman with the longest fingernails? Maybe the world's heaviest motorcycle twins. Somehow this seems like it should be an episode of the A-team.
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"how the hell are we gonna save these guys? "
"i dunno... only if we had a guy with REALLY long arms to just reach in there"
"yea right, who we gonna get 'the worlds tallest man'? "
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