Chimps not human.Groundbreaking, I know. But activists in Germany have been trying to get a chimp declared human so that they can become its legal guardians. (note I didn't say his legal guardians.) Matthew (said chimp) would also be able to accept personal gifts were he afforded said status, and already has several patrons lined up to finance his chimp condominium, or whatever chimps would do with large sums of money.
I don't mean to sound condescending, but are you guys retarded? There is no way a chimp is a human! Its a freaking chimp. I understand what you're doing, but why don't you stop wasting everyone's time and set up a corporation for the care and well-being of Matthew. Corporations can have assets; animals, not-so-much.
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