Friday, August 15, 2008

New Scam...

Become a part-time "Banquet Captain" or dishwasher at Chevy Chase Club, just for the golf privileges.  I imagine it will be exactly like those Caddy Shack movies where I'll put Baby Ruths in the pool and play golf all day.  I also imagine that's the only way I'll be able to get my foot in the door over there.

Bonus: Duck pin bowling tournament, Lunch and/or Dinner.

1 comment:

Kirk said...

I heard they have a rodent problem.