Are you a guy out at the bar scene looking for a less overt yet deviously skeezy way to land that biddy? Well never fear, some young entrepreneur has your back. For a low printing and shipping surcharge you can keep your wallet stocked with reasonably realistic fake ATM receipts showing your massively bloated checking account balance. That way when "searching" for something to scrawl your number on you can accidentally give her the impression that you're either A) fabulously wealthy enough to jump that very moment B) worthless at managing your finances to have left so much money in a low yield checking account or C) a guy that has fake ATM receipts printed up to give to women. Win-freaking-win.Monday, July 30, 2007
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Are you a guy out at the bar scene looking for a less overt yet deviously skeezy way to land that biddy? Well never fear, some young entrepreneur has your back. For a low printing and shipping surcharge you can keep your wallet stocked with reasonably realistic fake ATM receipts showing your massively bloated checking account balance. That way when "searching" for something to scrawl your number on you can accidentally give her the impression that you're either A) fabulously wealthy enough to jump that very moment B) worthless at managing your finances to have left so much money in a low yield checking account or C) a guy that has fake ATM receipts printed up to give to women. Win-freaking-win.
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