Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Like A Very Painful Shish-Kabob.

I'm not sure I'd want to take part in an activity where "groin trauma" is a significant statistic.  Slate has an article about getting gored by bulls, analyzing the probable vulnerable areas; real useful advice for the everyman.  Like most people in Pamplona are running from the bulls, so they get gored in the ass; which isn't such a bad place to take it.  (Haha, that's what she said)  But in bull fight scenarios, groin trauma accounts for 8% while 7% is perineal injury.  (go ahead and look that one up)  It all makes sense to me; if I were a pissed off bull, where would I gore people?  In the ass or balls, no contest.

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