Barking Fastages.

As far as I can see old people are more poorly behaved and even more bound with a sense of entitlement than college students.  Like seriously; like seriously, shut he feck up and wear your life jacket for half an hour or we'll all die.  That's the trouble.  You threaten a college student and they might believe that you'll kill them and their lives will stop.   Threaten an old person and they basically dare you to kill them.  They don't give a shite baout livin or dying, as long as they're comforatable.  So I have to look around and seriously think about who's gonna live and who's not able to stand on the boat deck for fifteen goram m9nuiten.  You all derserve to die in a horrible asxphixiation, but i hope to god i don't make it on the boat with you...