I'm not really sure if this is another sign of the impending robot revolution and dominance over the inferior human race. It is pretty amusing though. There's a new Japanese robot that is supposed to smell wines and help identify various things about wine that I'll never learn. Anyway, a reporter put his hand in the robot and was identified as bacon. Someone else tried and was identified as prosciutto. Freaking bigot robot cannibals; when will they learn that people is people?Yeah, yeah, they're not technically cannibals, they're 'industrial accidents.' But tell me that when your right hand is being chowed upon by an Adrian Barbeau-bot with the strenght of five gorillas.
Anyway, I think we should start making Beggin' strips for robots so we can keep them in a subservient role like we've done for dogs. Trust me that's the only thing keeping your dog from eating your face in the night. Beggin' strips. And the promise of more Beggin' strips to come.
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