Strange New Products is in rare form. First there's this shotgun shell seasoning idea. No, its not just a new Ronco flavor injector for the lazy; its actually for hunting. Why kill with lead that you might bite into, when you could down that bird with garlic and honey mustard? Imagine if Dick Chaney'd been using this.
Next we've got poop soap. Just in case you like rubbing turds all over yourself, but want to be cleaner afterwards. Or maybe these are like those special guest soaps; only out for special occasions.And lastly we've got a metal basket that you're sposed to strap onto your car window so your dog doesn't jump out. The inventor, Sue Stipanovich, saw a dog's head sticking out a truck window and was "shocked" into creating a $250 laundry basket with door straps. I'm not saying that some dogs aren't stupid enough to jump out the window of a moving car. But are there people stupid enough they can't keep the window closed enough to contain their little shnookums?
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