Tuesday, October 09, 2007

NASA Gets Competitive.

NASA is stepping up to combat their direct competition and most dangerous rival: Six Flags America.  They've got that one really cool ride already, but officials at NASA know that the amusement park chain has them beat hands down on ride diversity.  So the top brass have brought in the world's foremost experts and designed a new roller coaster that offers a free fall drop from 380 feet above ground.  It will be painted bright yellow to increase exhilaration levels in patrons.  Designers acknowledge that this is the worlds third tallest roller coaster, beaten out by rides in NJ and OH, but are confident in the ride none-the-less.  They believe that the ride's main draw (the thrill of escaping a devastating explosion) will more than make up for the 76 foot shortfall of the record.  The ride terminates outside an underground bunker which would be an ideal place to install a laser tag arena or bumper car facility.

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