Wednesday, October 31, 2007

So, You Like Matches Huh?

A child has admitted to starting one of the raging infernos in California.  There is only one recourse.  Water-board him.  Find out who his arsonist pals are and which terrorist organization put him up to it.  Then either bomb or water-board them.  Forget "Only you can prevent forest fires" I've got a new slogan for Smokey.  "Fight fire with water-boarding."

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