Saturday, January 20, 2007

Battle Of The Sexes: Recon.

I find all these scientific studies and medical explanations very amusing. I mean, we obviously have no idea what women are thinking, and just like in the Seinfeld bit we've got our best men working on it. And I'm not just saying its just the womens we don't get. We also need to look inside; open up in here, you'll find the biggest dating scene in the world.

We assume there's a rational process going on and that we can decode it like a problem with a defined solution. It's like one day I'll be able to calculate up all the variables involved in snagging a lady and it'll be as easy as chemistry. So study up boys, and you'll be a lady killer in no time. Right...

Women dress hotter when they're more fertile. Beware baby on brain syndrome.

Women agree with preferences of their piers when gaging attractiveness. Men hate guys that women like. Why can't we all just get along?

You always want what you don't have. Boobies are magical.

What's more dependable? Men prefer electronics over monogamous relationships.

Why I'm a sucka for a blue-eyed girl: So I'm sure I'm the baby daddy.

Guys have pretty much always liked a slender waist. Its not your fault, and its not modern culture. 36-24-36.

If she's too similar to you she'll get bored, even though you won't notice. DNA- dissimilarities attract.

More kids will kill parents earlier. Babies deadly, stop at 10.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

piers? no, you mean peers.