I Bet I Can Put My Head In His Mouth.

I like to think that if I had I dog I wouldn't let him play with polar bears. Not cause I'm a bearist or anything like that. It just doesn't seem like such a safe thing to do. Course, then I got to thinkin. What would I do if a polar bear wanted to play with my dog? Yeah, I'd probably stay in the tent hoping he doesn't eat sparky. Cause lets face it, there's no shooing away an animal like that without the use of some kind of firearm or special bear forcefield. And you better believe I'm saving all the bullets and forcefield juice in case he decides he wants to play with me next.

• A Picture is Worth... Playful Polar Bear (TreeHugger)