Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wordsmith Sam.

"This is to officially inform you that we have verified your payment file and found out that why you have not received your fund is because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your contract/inheritance payment.

"Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with the none officials in the bank all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advise you that such an illegal act like this have to stop if you wishes to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through our swift card payment center Asia pacific, that is the latest instruction from Economic community of west African States (ECOWAS) and Ghana Government."

Wow, Sam-the-scam, you're really uping your game. Some of these sentences actually make a little bit of sense. "that why you have not received is because", whew it was all I could do not to just send you my checkbook right then. Of course then you go and accuse me of dealing with the none officials, which is just plain libelous. I have never dealt with, or to, a none official in my life. In fact, I'm pretty sure you just made that noise up. Also, Sam, aren't we kinda jumping into the middle of the scam here? I mean you haven't even offered me an ungodly sum of money for little or no work. And I haven't told you that all I have is this $15,000 that I need for tuition payments but if I can get six million back then I guess I could help your uncle's nephew's room-mate's friend's congressional aide's barber funnel illegal funds out of the country. Maybe you're just hoping I'll confuse you with one of the twelve other scammers I'm in frequent communication with. Then maybe "verifying a payment file" would make a lick of sense and I'd be worried about my illegal actions with none bank officials. Well, Sam, I'm sure I'll hear from you again and its good to know that your English is progressing nicely. Ta.

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