Monday, September 17, 2007

What Ever Happened To Poking Them With A Stick?

Talk about a rude awakening, a traffic collision participant awoke to the excruciating pain of having his face cut into by morgue workers.  Shit, I thought they had, like, tests to see if someone was dead.  Maybe you have to write that special on your license, "do not perform autopsy or harvest my organs unless I'm dead.  Check twice."  I'm gettin the jibblies just thinking about it.  Course I guess waking up in the morgue with a hole in your face is better than the alternative.

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