What, No Tin Cans Or Shaving Cream?

I feel like we should be able to prank all politicians to let them know when they're doing a sub-par job.  You know, funny stuff like eggings and tp.  Cause really, what's the fun in just whining to ourselves all the time?  And what politician would dare act in his own self-serving interest if the risk of a bucket-over-the-door, saran wrap toilet, or buttered kitchen floor prank was in the cards?

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