I Don't Even Really Work Here.

'Its almost as if you have no business training at all.'
'Well, I'm just trying to get ahead.'
'I'm sorry, there's just no way we can keep you on.'

A British tourist apparently talked his way onto the set of Iron Man and vanished into a crowd of waiting extras. Carl Kelly was later called in with others to film a scene with Gwyneth Paltrow and managed to muck up at least 38 takes. Never-the-less he hung in there like a trooper and completed shooting even though he missed his plane because of it. In his words "I
couldn’t do a runner as they would have to start from the beginning." Now that's what I call responsible hooliganing. Is there anywhere a British accent won't get you?

• Tourist steals scene in Iron Man opposite Gwyneth Paltrow - Times Online