Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Hands On Parenting.


Is your newborn baby terribly needy?  Always wanting you to be around and touching them and stuff?  I wouldn't be so callous as to suggest trying to break them of the habit, but you sure as hell could trick them out of it.  Lets face it, babies aren't smart.  So if you can use a fake arm to comfort them while you're off making a little brother, what's the harm?  Irish twins kick ass in bar fights, so you're really doing the little guy a favor.

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