Sorry, Sorry. I've been busy making maps or something. Here's one about duck sex to make it up to you.
Some kinds of girl ducks are so hott and are such teases that the boy ducks just can't help themselves. I'm not going to go into the mechanics of how duck rape might go down, but apparently that's pretty much what happens when an inferior male thinks it'd be nice to have some shodies that look like him. So to combat this females have developed intricate love canals with twists and dead ends to prevent the full monty. Tricky, but not tricky enough, because the guys just developed corkscrew duck johnsons to get the job done. Its kinda like a duck nookie arms race. I'll let you click through for the pictures if you're really into it. Eww.
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link's busted, but I read about duck junk a while a go...these duck wieners get to be like 10 inches long plus all twisty...weird
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