Crackhead creationists. I never though there was much trouble with letting people decide what they want to believe. I think that's mostly because I'd like to believe that deep down, most people aren't stupider than a barrel of oatmeal. I'm wrong. People are dumb. Take for example, the creation museum in Petersburg, Kentucky. They've got a bunch of exhibits of dinosaurs with humans, and explain that Noah took baby dinosaurs onto the arc with him. Best of all, they claim that the T-Rex had big fuck-off teeth to crack open coconuts. See, all animals were vegetarians before Eve created original sin, so despite all the obviously predatory evolutionary developments animals had, they didn't go around killing each other. Right. Stop pretending to educate people.Alright, I know what you're going to say. Recent investigations cast doubt on the T-Rex's predatory status. Its large olfactory and legs combined with small arms and eyes may point towards a scavenger role. But one thing is for sure, that son of a bitch ate meat.
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