Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Bigger, Faster, Ego-ier.


For all my bitching about defense spending, I still have to admit that all that cash results in some pretty cool shuff.  Like that 1966 classic, the SR-71 Blackbird.  That thing just poops cool.  Remember that robot kid DARYL who stole one?  Had me playing grand theft aero for weeks with my micromachines.  Anyway, check out this amusing bit about a blackbird pilot screwing around.

One day, high above Arizona, we were monitoring the radio traffic of all the mortal airplanes below us. First, a Cessna pilot asked the air traffic controllers to check his ground speed. 'Ninety knots,' ATC replied. A twin Bonanza soon made the same request. 'One-twenty on the ground,' was the reply. To our surprise, a navy F-18 came over the radio with a ground speed check. I knew exactly what he was doing. Of course, he had a ground speed indicator in his cockpit, but he wanted to let all the bug-smashers in the valley know what real speed was. 'Dusty 52, we show you at 620 on the ground,' ATC responded.

The situation was too ripe. I heard the click of Walter's mike button in the rear seat. In his most innocent voice, Walter startled the controller by asking for a ground speed check from 81,000 feet, clearly above controlled airspace. In a cool, professional voice, the controller replied, 'Aspen 20, I show you at 1,982 knots on the ground.' We did not hear another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.


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