Bold strides are made in pre-fabricated lives this week as consumers can now buy pairs of socks pre-mismatched. Pairs that do not match; is that an oxymoron? Maybe just for morons. Thanks, but I can mismatch my own damn socks. It actually takes very little effort if you can believe it. Why can't people take the time to break in their own jeans or fail to pair their socks? Is life in the 21st century really so hectic? Next thing you know couches will have pre-lived stress marks from a factory technician (aka ass groove) and your beer will have been drank and puked up by a professional drunk. It takes a brilliant mind to realize that, with the right lighting, you can sell used shit for more.
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