Screw scarves this winter, get yourself some facial hair to keep the heat on your mug. What? You can't grow a thick, lustrous facial creation? Well I dunno what you're gonna do. I guess you could shear the hair off of some other animal, spin it into a manageable form and then knit a hilarious looking hat that has a fake beard attached. But that's like a last resort.
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