Just sign up with the San Francisco police department. They had a Christmas day tiger hunt in the zoo juts before closing time. "Tatiana" has mysteriously escaped from her enclosure and mauled three people, killing one, before police officers brought her down. No word yet on if the officers will be allowed to stuff and mount the cat for their living room. I'm gonna be extra nice to the giant predators next time I swing by the zoo. Holy feline batman, what do you do if a 300 lb tiger thinks you're a chew toy? This is the strongest argument for the 2nd amendment I've heard all year.
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