Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I Can't Believe I Signed The WHOLE Thing.


Really?  35mpg by 2020?  Why not go really crazy and mandate all remaining non-hover cars equipped with radial tires by 2074?  What do you think gas is gonna cost by 2020?  The legislation of such a lackluster pace is a smack in the face.  If demand hasn't driven the auto industry to higher levels of efficiency by 2020 we all deserve a smack in the face.  (Face if we're lucky.)  This is like the middle school gym coach making everyone run a mile in under 13 hours, that harsh slave-driving bastard.

Lets be clear here, 35 is the minimum, ok?  Now its up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum.  Like Brian, for example, has 37 pieces of flair.  And a terrific smile.  We want you to express yourself, ok? If you think the bare
minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and we
encourage that, ok?

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