Tuesday, December 18, 2007

You'd Better Be Conjoined Twins...

Just when I think I've got my nausea under control I get the one-two punch from the internets.  This just makes the holiday bitterness swim in my veins.  For all those couples out there that want to hold hands in the cold: Glovers.  A sock-ball type of two person handwarmer that lets that couple make everyone around them uncomfortable.  Don't be that couple.  I'm begging you.  In fact, just reading about people using this is making the back of my hand ache for the sting of someone's rosy cheek.  You don't wanna find out what will happen if I catch you using this.

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